BIRD TOOLS IS LAYING OFF 100% OF ITS EMPLOYEES
2025-04-01
It is with deep regret that we announce that Bird Tools is “laying off” 100% of its employees.
The “lay off” will even include its founder.
AI agents will be replacing everyone at Bird Tools starting April the first.
You may now contact our new artificial support specialist by email and ask it anything you want, including the generation of a Python code that deletes all your Desktop files.
We feel that this decision will be of great benefit to the entire planet and will increase the company’s efficiency.
Please assist everyone at Bird Tools in finding a new placement so that they don’t starve to death.
You may also check the tools they’ve developed throughout the past years on our website and subscribe and help us support them for a couple of months so that they don’t sue us immediately. Here's a link:
https://www.birdtools-developers.com/shop.html
Sincerely Yours,
Artificial Andy
CEO
BIRD OÜ
P.S: Happy April Fools' Day...
